Three Objects I Can’t Live Without – And No, Irene, You’re Not One of Them!
If this question was about a person, my answer would have been:
💥 Me, Myself, and Irene.
Wait… who’s Irene? I have no clue.
At least I think I don’t. Irene, if you exist, let’s not make this awkward.
But since we’re talking about objects, let’s address the real question:
💭 If I can’t live without them, are they really just “objects”?
Sounds like an insult to their existence. (Not that they care, but still.)
But for the sake of being a team player, let’s roll with it and amp up the Fun meter as high as Chandrayaan 4.
🎭 And the Oscar Goes to… My Holy Trinity of Survival!
🎬 Cue dramatic music… spotlight on… and the winners are…
🥇 1. Lucifer – My Life Companion (a.k.a My Desktop)
Yes, my desktop is named Lucifer. And before you judge me—
✔ He’s not evil.
✔ He doesn’t possess me.
✔ But he does possess all my work, entertainment, and sanity.
If Lucifer crashes, my entire world goes into a black hole of despair.
No blogging, no binge-watching, no work—just pure existential crisis.
Basically, if my desktop ever dies, someone better start my funeral music. 🎻
P.S. I have already written about Lucifer before. If he could read, he’d be so proud. 😆
🥈 2. Kindle – My Book Companion
A wise person once said,
📖 “A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies.”
And my Kindle is the reason I’m still alive—just switching characters.
✔ Carrying 500 books in one device? Genius.
✔ No bookshelf space needed? Smart.
✔ Night reading without disturbing anyone? Relationship saver!
Without my Kindle, my book addiction would turn into a hoarding problem.
Also, pretty sure my back would break from carrying actual books everywhere.
Lucifer (my desktop) already has a special mention in my Kindle blog post.
I believe in crossover universes, even with my gadgets. 😆
🥉 3. Guitar – My Musical Companion
They say music is therapy.
In my case, my guitar is both my therapist AND my chaos generator.
✔ Stress relief? 🎸 Strum.
✔ Instant mood booster? 🎸 Strum harder.
✔ Feeling like a rockstar in an empty room? 🎸 Turn up the volume!
Yes, my neighbors may disagree with my musical talent (or lack of it),
but if I go, my guitar goes too. 💀🎶
I’ve written about my guitar in some blog posts too. Lucifer makes an appearance there as well.
(At this point, Lucifer is the main character of my life.) 😆
An Ode to Objects – Mind It!
Oye mind it! Life without objects? No way, no how!
Objects in my pocket, objects on my brow.
Objects in my hands, objects in my heart,
Remove my objects? My life falls apart!
📱 My phone—object of distraction and doom,
💻 My desktop—object that lights up my room.
📖 My Kindle—object of books I devour,
🎸 My guitar—object with rockstar power!
But mind it, beta, one truth I see,
Objects don’t own me—I own thee!
So love your objects, but don’t be a fool,
Or one day, objects will start to rule!
🚀 A Blunder-Free Closing (Unlike My Chess Games)
Now, before I sign off, let me address my Chandrayaan blunder.
I genuinely don’t remember if we’re on Chandrayaan 2, 3, or 4.
(Blame my brain, not me!)
But, as a chess player, I know one thing—
💥 Blunders are inevitable.
💥 What matters is how well you recover.
💥 And right now, I’m recovering by making this sound intentional. 😎
So, tell me—what are your three objects of survival?
Drop them in the comments before Irene shows up and claims her spot. 😆🔥
Yours in blunders, Lucifer-powered creativity, and late-night Kindle reading,
Lucifer Morningstar
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